beetlejuice musical monologue lydia

ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. To be her what do you call yourself again? Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! Use their user talk pages. Make them think that theyre in control! BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! Oh my god! ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. One big dark room. Its-. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. (softly.) Its like against the law at my house. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. See that tiny little house up there? . If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. (chuckling.) DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. CHARLES: Except brains. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! I mean, real ghosts? BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! And Im still here! BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. DELIA: AH! Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Like these weirdos. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. Sucks-Yes! Im not sure youre equipped. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. CHARLES: My god, woman. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. ADAM: Oh god! BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) Death for the dead. NO! He was fast! (they scream.) OTHO: Thats the one. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! I love old books. CHARLES: Good! She was my whole world. I need a wife. This is all very believable. The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." I thought these were twin sheets! Adam, youre boring. (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. Thats great! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Bu Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . With a lovely family inside. We have two days to make this a model home. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. 24m. CHARLES: Maxie! JUNO: YOU! (closes door.) DELIA: Life coaching! What do I always say about doubt? Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. . The man next to me is the one I want. . Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. She goes back into the room. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. ADAM: Wed love it! Welcome to our model home. Get the shrimp! April 25, 2019. When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . Do not be afraid. Maybe, we can help each other! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. LYDIA: I really like you guys. The Netherworld. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. What does that mean? to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! CHARLES: I see! ADAM Hey old girl! BARBARA Oh, honey. Were going to play a little game! Heres help, heres you. Im ready for some people to die. So goodbye . Pigs cant climb! This book is dangerous! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. This is gonna be great. The oldest trick in the book. And they have scorpions for teeth! In a haunted house, all alone! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. This house is haunted! She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. It has to stop. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. Leave this house! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. I don't know what just happened. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? And Im not gonna let you take it from her! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Before Juno sees you. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. Ill marry you! Wheres Lydia? MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. MAXINE: See? In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Theyre chasing me! Second row, right there! CHARLES: Youre right. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? But what if it doesnt last? Step 4: Select a monologue. ADAM: Chapter one! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Now heres the problem. (laughs) Hell do it. I don't even like pottery! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Beetlejuice - Musical. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? Barbara! Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Just put me in the game. Call 9-1-1! Whos there? Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! Here you got a solid plan B option. You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! I love it! Hey guys? CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. I'm so glad you changed your mind. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. (MOVERS move in furniture.) BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Knock three times. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. 123! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Afraid Id marry her? Parts. We used to live here. Youre leaving me? LYDIA: I dont know! NEIGHBOR: Hello?! We mostly just watched and drank wine. Stripey Ghost Man? BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! BEETLEJUICE Finished? Theres very good energy in here. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. That was a disaster. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) Dad, n-no you cant do that. A toast to my father and his all important business! I- Im your father. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Where are you going? ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Not answering! Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Wait come back! And so do I! TELL MY STORYYYYYY! LYDIA: What are you talking about? LYDIA: What? CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. CHARLES: Lydia! She needs somebody to help her get past all this. CHARLES: Lydia! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. You! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. About the future. Were not like you! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Prrokie! BARBARA: You were right. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! Your mother loved this song. This is the best day of my life! Having lost her. This is not working out. Do the research! LYDIA: The ghosts! God, why cant he just leave me alone? I see you. CHARLES: Lydia! So, I have an idea. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Oh God, how I missed that sound. (a beat.) Its about love! Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . All you gotta do is say my name. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Leave this house! Everything was the way it used to be. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . We cant hide this anymore. Check it out, Lydia! You and me, were not that different. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. ADAM: I know! The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] I need to really live, really connect! DELIA: What are you talking about? Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! OKAY? The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). ADAM: Oh! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! BEETLEJUICE: So. We do not want to kill people! For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? And you won't believe how far I'll go. Girl, just say it three times in a row. CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. LYDIA: Really? LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Mom! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. Im bringing my mom back! Were going to live here! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Im crying because Im so happy. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. Now, lets get you processed. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . Sucks-Yes! MAXINE: And hell do it! Puppet show!! UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Im on your side, and I always will be. Careful Charles! I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. What are you talking about. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. New York, NY, Linda Ray What? No! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) CHARLES: I already did change. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Go back to New York! The script was . CHARLES: No, we have to stop. So, what do you say? OH! "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. Well, I should probably get going. Thats the problem! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! And I want everyone here to know it. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? "Beetlejuice" runs through . Im so glad you could make it! Never change! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. Living girl! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. (a beat.) LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? ADAM: Oh! Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. I'm totally enchanted. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? And you wont even say her name. ), ADAM: Somebody do something! Hi, boys! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! You are dead? Scott Brown Youre under so much stress, you must relax! (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. Were still together. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Upgrade to PRO A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. People! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! I wish I was dead! Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Proceed directly to the Netherworld! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. she utters this indignant monologue. Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. ADAM: Woah. Own that. New neighbors?! Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Keep it coming gentleman! I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Not gonna do that. BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. This house is actually pretty interesting. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. Of course I might have to get a little mean. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. And yet, I worry. But hes my monster. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). Its gonna be so good for all of us. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. I thought I was bringing my mom back! Charles! And speaking of, right on time! Lydias vision was right! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Oldest trick in the book! I might have to get a little nasty. LYDIA: Hey Delia! You are never gonna regret this! LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Theyre queens! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Thats a neat trick. There are people downstairs. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a "comedy Annie Oakley.". LYDIA: Mom?! LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! Maybe nothing has to change. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" (to audience.) BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! This is what you get! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Uh, hey! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! SPIN! BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. BARBARA: Yeah! We're gonna be rich! ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Antics ensue. Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Hide! Powerless. Don't apologize! This is amazing! I am angry! It's from the store! Join the StageAgent community Make My Millennium!". Can you believe people actually lived here? From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Why dont you have a handbook? LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! (doorbell rings.) BEETLEJUICE: NO! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Hi there. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Can everybody see me? Love is love. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. So! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Anthony King DELIA: I dont understand! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. 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