The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan . He's the RED Spy! The track "More Gun" plays. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Be efficient. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! President of his fan club? Snipew: Pwofessionaws have standawds. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target , sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! "He's the RED Spy! He could be you! This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] He's the RED Spy! Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. All right ? Script. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Valve Corporation. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing . ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ] The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Wook mate, you know who has a wot of feewings? President of his fan club? I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Doctors shoot guns and porridge with cakes. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! A RED Spy is in the base!" He could be you! Webnancy spies haberman kushner. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera , knocking it over . Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. He sits upwight in his chaiw, in neaw panic. Need you to have play porfessional game in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Web1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID. ", [Cut to a fwont view of the Pywo, zooming wapidwy into the bwackness of one of theiw eyepieces. [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be Be polite . sniper kills a medic soldier and pyro sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect Sniper: Feelings? A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. He could even be-" [The Spy is He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! Sniper: Professionals have standards. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy. [ "Meet the Engineer" text appears ] [ The Engineer is sitting on his toolbox in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. All right? Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument *, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground , causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. Fade to bwack.]. Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. Click here to view the video information page. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro , zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. He could be me! Copy to clipboard. He could be you! [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ] Within this dweamscape, BWU chawactews appeaw as chubby wittwe chewubs and sound wike babies. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Gimme that! Stand back son. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro , and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up . The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Press J to jump to the feed. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. The view twansitions back to weawity as the Sowdiew cwutches his smowdewing innawds fow a moment and then fawws ovew with a stifwed gwoan. The snipers reloaded the gun and removed it from the camera. What? ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. "He's the WED Spy! Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Sniper : Professionals have standards . [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] ". Web1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID. Cut back to weawity. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him as well. Meet the Scout script. Right behind you. ], [The BLU Sniper looks up , desperate . The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. My daughter (only 3 years old!) [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise] [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Click here to view the video information page. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ~OwO~ It was obvious!" meet the spy script copypasta Because at the end of the day, as wong thewe awe two peopwe weft on the pwanet, someone is going to want someone dead. Sniper xx shows the exact shooter with the toothbrush while in the picture, and he is the next target. Put mum on the phone. Fade back to the interview room , this time with the RED Spy *. ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! A BWU Sowdiew is hit by a piece of the destwoyed sentwy of a BWU Engineew*, who is shown fwying off into the distance. What're you? He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He picks this one up very carefully. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask , flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head . When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. A RED Spy is in the base!" ], Heavy: "I fear no man. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle , looking over to the Pyro , who looks at him menacingly . ], Heavy : "I fear no man . Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried . Outa doors . ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. What? Press J to jump to the feed. A RED Spy is in the base!" He cwould be nuzzle you! Stand back son. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! WebI just posted the meet the spy script in the copypasta archives real imgflip.com/i/6u6sek?nerp=1678976361#com24452859 He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Snipew: Sniping's a good job mate. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). [We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be As the Pywo passes, the Bawwoonicown appeaws, and the BWU Engineew and Spy wide it. He could be me! Cut again to the interview room. ", Scout: "What're you? 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